Hejch Dee

A client phoned a colleague of mine. He was complaining that he bought an HDMI cable, connected it, and picture still remained the same.

After a minute or two on the phone, my colleague asked how he connected the HDMI cable. Apparently, he connected one end to the LCD and the other end hung up on the wall so his reception would come in High Def... Awesome!

Imodium

I had a client phone call asking for help regarding a network connection problem.

Me: Hello, how can I help you
Client: I bought a device, I'm trying to connect to the internet but no luck.
M: Any errors?
C: No, I'm just trying to set it up from scratch. My Internet provider just brought over the Imodium.